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T-Shirt · Proud Boomer
“MY BACK HURTS FROM CARRYING THIS GENERATION”
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The ultimate generational guilt-trip on a shirt. This premium tee features a perfectly-aged boomer hunched under the weight of literally every generation after his own—because apparently we're all his problem now. • Bold, retro-inspired typography that screams 'I have a Facebook account' • High-quality illustration of a relatable boomer with glasses and a strategic comb-over • Durable, pre-shrunk 100% cotton construction • Screen-printed with vibrant dark blue and gray inks • Available in unisex sizing for maximum demographic coverage • Perfect conversation starter at the hardware store or golf course • Laughs guaranteed or your money back (just kidding, we don't do refunds for this one)
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
