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“MY BACK HURTS FROM CARRYING THIS GENERATION”
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The ultimate generational guilt-trip on a shirt. This premium tee features a perfectly-aged boomer hunched under the weight of literally every generation after his own—because apparently we're all his problem now. • Bold, retro-inspired typography that screams 'I have a Facebook account' • High-quality illustration of a relatable boomer with glasses and a strategic comb-over • Durable, pre-shrunk 100% cotton construction • Screen-printed with vibrant dark blue and gray inks • Available in unisex sizing for maximum demographic coverage • Perfect conversation starter at the hardware store or golf course • Laughs guaranteed or your money back (just kidding, we don't do refunds for this one)
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
