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“My Bandwidth Is My Attention Span”
$34.99
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Finally, a tech joke that actually makes sense! This brilliant design connects your internet speed to your brain power with style. • Premium quality cotton blend for all-day comfort • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing that lasts • Perfect conversation starter for tech meetups • Sizes S-3XL available • Machine washable, tumble dry low • Designed by Boomers, for Boomers who refuse to be tech-shamed
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



