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T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered
“My Blood Type Is Coffee. And A Bad Attitude.”
$34.99
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• Bold vintage coffee cup illustration with middle finger steam detail • Distressed all-caps typography for authentic attitude • Deep red and cream color palette on white background • High-resolution artwork ready for screen printing • Perfect for boomers who run on coffee and sarcasm • Premium quality apparel that doesn't quit
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
This is the design for every boomer who's tired of pretending to be nice before that first cup of coffee hits. The vintage aesthetic brings back the golden days while the attitude stays firmly in the present. Deep reds and cream tones give it that classic diner vibe, but the middle-finger steam? That's pure unfiltered boomer rebellion. Whether you're wearing this to the office, the golf course, or just around the house, you're sending a message: don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and even then, watch out. It's unapologetic, it's funny, and it's absolutely what the world needs more of.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
