“My Childhood Didn't Have Helicopter Parents, Just Lawn Darts”

Back when kids played with actual weapons and somehow survived to tell about it. This vintage-inspired design celebrates the glorious era of unsupervised childhood and potentially lethal backyard games. • Premium quality cotton blend for maximum comfort • Durable screen printing that won't fade or crack • Pre-shrunk fabric maintains fit after washing • Authentic 70s-style artwork with nostalgic charm • Perfect conversation starter for fellow survivors