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“My Download Speed Is My Walking Speed”
$34.99
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Embrace your gloriously slow internet with this perfectly relatable boomer humor design! Features a clever speedometer mashup that every tech-challenged boomer will appreciate. • Premium quality cotton blend for maximum comfort • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing that lasts • Pre-shrunk fabric for perfect fit • Perfect conversation starter for any boomer gathering • Soft, breathable material for all-day wear
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
