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“My Garden Has No Patience for Gen Z”
$34.99
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The ultimate garden-variety complaint about Gen Z, personified by a seriously angry scarecrow and his defiant veggie squad. This design hits different. • Premium hand-drawn illustration with authentic distressed style • High-contrast black and white for crisp printing on any color • Perfect for boomers who take their gardening—and their grudges—seriously • Generational humor with zero apologies • Durable print that won't fade after 100+ washes • Unisex fit, available in multiple sizes
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



