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“MY GENERATION WENT TO THE MOON. YOURS CAN'T FIND THE OFF BUTTON.”
$34.99
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The ultimate generational flex. This design captures the golden age of space exploration versus today's smartphone-addicted reality in one killer illustration. • Premium 100% combed cotton (t-shirt) or poly-cotton blend (hoodie) • Bold retro-style illustration with vibrant blue and red typography • High-resolution print that won't fade or crack • Perfect for boomers who earned the right to brag • Comfortable fit, true to size • Printed with eco-friendly, water-based inks
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
