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“MY GRILL DOESN'T HAVE A WIFI BUTTON. NEITHER DO I.”
$34.99
Celebrate the analog life with this bold, unapologetic grilling statement. Perfect for the boomer who refuses to be glued to their phone while manning the grill. • Premium quality 100% cotton blend • High-definition direct-to-garment print • Distressed, vintage-style typography • Black and red color contrast for maximum impact • Comfortable unisex fit • Available on tees, hoodies, and mugs • Designed for the proud, WiFi-free generation
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



