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“My Home Security System Is Nosy Neighbors”
$34.99
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Who needs ADT when you've got nosy neighbors? This hilarious design celebrates the OG home security system - the curtain-twitching, gossip-loving neighbors who see everything. • Premium quality cotton blend for maximum comfort • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing that lasts • Pre-shrunk fabric for perfect fit wash after wash • Designed by Boomers, for Boomers who get it • Perfect conversation starter at block parties
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
