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“My iPhone Has More Cracks Than My Back”
$34.99
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This brilliant medical chart parody perfectly captures the boomer struggle - when your iPhone screen has seen more action than your chiropractor! Features split-screen "diagnosis" comparing severe screen trauma to chronic back fractures. • Premium ring-spun cotton for comfort • Double-needle stitching for durability • Pre-shrunk fabric • Tagless for itch-free wear • Machine washable • Sizes S-5XL available
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
