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“My Joints Crack More Than Your Screen”
$34.99
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Perfect boomer comeback to all those cracked phone screens! This bold design combines humor with that weathered wisdom only we've earned. • Premium cotton blend for comfort • Durable screen print won't crack (unlike everything else) • Weathered font design with lightning bolt accents • Machine washable • Sizes S-3XL available • Perfect for triggering the young folks
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
