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“My Pet Rock Was Smarter Than Your Smart Speaker”
$34.99
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The ultimate flex for tech-skeptical Boomers who've outlasted every gadget fad. • Premium 100% cotton construction for all-day comfort • High-resolution distress-free print that won't crack or fade • Unisex sizing with generous fit • Smart speaker sales rep tears not included • Perfect for asserting your analog lifestyle superiority • Great conversation starter at the country club
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
