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“My Retirement Plan: Annoy Millennials Full-Time”
$41.99
Finally, a retirement plan that makes sense! This hilarious design features a mischievous boomer living his best retired life with one clear mission: annoying millennials full-time. Perfect for the unapologetic boomer who's earned the right to speak their mind. • 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk for perfect fit • Bella + Canvas 3001 premium quality • Direct-to-garment print for vibrant, lasting colors • Soft, comfortable feel that gets better with every wash • Designed by boomers, for boomers who refuse to stay quiet
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
