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Mug · Retirement Life
“My Retirement Plan: Bourbon, Bad Decisions, and a Nap. And I'm Underpaid.”
$19.99
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• Premium heavyweight 100% cotton construction • Full-color illustrated design with bold typography • High-quality print with excellent color vibrancy and durability • Comfortable, relaxed fit ideal for everyday wear • Design features bourbon glass and recliner with gold accents • Preshrunk to prevent fading after multiple washes • Available in multiple sizes from XS to 3XL
11oz premium ceramic
Dishwasher & microwave safe. Built to last.
Wraparound full-color print
Vibrant print that won't fade or peel.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home.
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About this design
This design speaks to every boomer who's spent four decades earning the right to a retirement that actually feels like retirement. The honest-to-God truth is printed right here: bourbon, questionable life choices, and a solid nap are the only retirement plan that matters. And yes, we're underpaid. That's not cynicism, that's accounting. The illustrated bourbon glass and perfectly worn-in recliner capture the vibe of someone who's done the work, paid their dues, and isn't apologizing for how they plan to enjoy the golden years. Wear this and let people know you've earned the right to be unapologetically happy.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
