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“My Safe Word Was Ask Your Father”
$34.99
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For the boomer parents who knew how to lay down the law with style! This hilariously edgy design celebrates the golden age of parenting when 'Ask Your Father' was the ultimate conversation stopper. • Premium quality fabric that's as tough as your parenting style • Fade-resistant printing that won't back down • Comfortable fit for all-day authority • Machine washable because even legends need clean clothes • Perfect gift for parents who earned their stripes
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



