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My Security System Was Mom

$54.99

Remember when the scariest thing in your neighborhood was facing mom's wooden spoon? This nostalgic design celebrates the original home security system that actually worked. • Premium quality fabric for lasting comfort • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing • Authentic vintage-inspired artwork • Perfect conversation starter • Sizes available for the whole family • Machine washable, stays looking great

100% Heavyweight American Cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

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