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My Security System Was The Dog

$34.99

Remember when home security meant having a loyal dog? This vintage-inspired design celebrates the original alarm system - man's best friend. Perfect for dog lovers who know their furry companion was the best protection money couldn't buy. • Premium quality cotton blend for comfort and durability • Vintage distressed design with rich blues and browns • Pre-shrunk fabric maintains fit wash after wash • Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear • Nostalgic humor that resonates with dog-loving boomers

100% Heavyweight American Cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

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