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“My Smart Watch Is My Wife Telling Me What Time It Is”
$34.99
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The perfect shirt for any boomer who knows the truth about 'smart' technology! This clever design combines vintage watch charm with modern marriage humor. • Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing • Pre-shrunk fabric maintains fit after washing • Detailed vintage watch illustration with tech-inspired typography • Machine washable - easy care for busy boomers • Sizes S-3XL available
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
