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“My Spam Filter Was Skepticism”
$54.99
Show off your built-in bullshit detector with this clever tech-inspired design. Perfect for boomers who knew spam was garbage before spam filters existed. • Premium quality cotton blend for comfort • Durable screen printing that won't fade or crack • Modern tech aesthetic meets boomer wisdom • Clean, readable typography that makes a statement • Shield graphics symbolize your natural defense against nonsense
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



