“My Startup Failed in 1987”

Remember when everyone thought they'd be the next tech mogul? This retro 80s-inspired design celebrates those glorious startup failures with neon pride. Perfect for boomers who survived the entrepreneurial fever dreams of the 80s. • Premium quality ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort • Vibrant, long-lasting print that won't crack or fade • Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent fit • Authentic retro 80s aesthetic with neon pink and teal colors • Conversation starter guaranteed