“My Startup Was Called Marriage”

When young techies talk about their disruptive startups, remind them you've been running the most challenging venture of all. This brilliant design combines Silicon Valley swagger with boomer wisdom in a way that'll make every millionaire founder jealous. • Premium quality cotton blend for maximum comfort • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing that lasts • Perfect conversation starter at family gatherings • Available in multiple sizes for the whole crew • Machine washable, built boomer-tough