“MY THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS LAST LONGER THAN YOUR ATTENTION SPAN”

Peak Boomer humor meets holiday sass. This design is a savage take on Thanksgiving leftovers vs. short attention spans—and honestly, it hits different. • Premium print-quality illustration with vintage vibes and modern edge • Bold multi-color typography: distressed serif font arched around the design • Vibrant deep orange, forest green, and black on white • Perfect for anyone who keeps leftovers longer than their friends stay interested • Unisex fit, comfortable all-day wear • Print durability rated for 50+ washes without fading