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T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered
“My Thermostat, My Rules. Don't Touch the Dial.”
$34.99
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• Premium cotton/poly blend for durability and comfort • Vibrant blue and orange screen-printed graphic • Industrial stencil-style typography • High-contrast design reads sharp at any size • Perfect for the thermostat dictator in your house • Available on t-shirts, hoodies, and mugs • Unisex sizing with classic fit
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
Every boomer knows the sacred law: the thermostat is NOT a democracy. This design captures the iron-fisted rule of home temperature control with bold industrial typography and a graphic that says what we're all thinking—hands off. The blue and orange color combo pops on any shirt, and the no-nonsense stencil font delivers the message loud and clear. Whether you're defending your climate fortress from millennials, Gen X freeloaders, or anyone else who dares to question your 72-degree thermostat setting, this design lets your home's thermal tyranny speak for itself.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
