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Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.

What's the return policy?

If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.

How do the sizes run?

Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

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T-Shirt · Anti-Tech & Analog Life

“Napping: The Original Rest API”

$34.99

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• Premium-quality apparel with standout tech humor • Bold white text on dark navy background for maximum contrast • Integrated hourglass icon adds visual interest • Reads perfectly at print size — no squinting required • Appeals to developers, tech-savvy boomers, and anyone who loves a good nap • Comfortable fit, durable screen-printed design • A conversation starter for the office, porch, or golf course

100% heavyweight American cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

About this design

This is peak boomer tech humor. You spent forty years in IT, survived Y2K, debugged code on dial-up, and now you've earned the right to nap whenever you damn well please. 'Napping: The Original Rest API' is a cheeky salute to those golden years of coding—and to the newfound freedom that comes with retirement. The hourglass icon keeps it visual and clean. Whether you're a retired developer, a Gen X coder who still gets the joke, or just someone who appreciates a well-crafted pun, this design is for you. It's the kind of shirt that makes other tech people smirk and everyone else wonder what REST API means (that's the point).

Frequently asked questions

How is this printed and shipped?: Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
What's the return policy?: If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
How do the sizes run?: Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

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