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“Powered by Metamucil & Attitude”
$34.99
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Show the world what really fuels your unstoppable boomer energy! This bold design combines digestive honesty with unapologetic attitude. • Premium quality fabric that's as tough as your generation • Vibrant orange and black lightning-powered design • Perfect conversation starter for fellow fiber enthusiasts • Comfortable fit for all your daily adventures • Machine washable because ain't nobody got time for dry cleaning
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
