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Made to order in 2-5 business days. Wrong size or a printing problem? We'll make it right within 30 days.
T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered
“Powered by Spite & Decaf”
$32.99
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Perfect for the boomer who's given up on regular coffee but never on attitude! This design combines lightning bolt energy with the reality of decaf life. • Premium quality ring-spun cotton for comfort • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing that lasts • Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent fit • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom • Designed by boomers, for boomers who keep it real
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
