“Powered by Spite & Ibuprofen”

This vintage-inspired battery design perfectly captures the boomer spirit - running on pure spite and over-the-counter pain relief! The retro industrial styling features distressed orange and black colors with classic gauge meters. • Premium quality fabric that's as durable as your grudges • Vintage distressed design that ages like fine resentment • Bold, readable typography that won't fade • Soft, comfortable material for all-day attitude wearing • Machine washable - unlike your opinions