“Powered By Spite & Metamucil”

Channel your inner boomer energy with this hilariously honest design! Perfect for those who run on pure spite and daily fiber supplements. • Premium quality cotton blend for maximum comfort • Vibrant orange and brown screen print that won't fade • Bold, energetic typography with decorative lightning bolts • Soft-touch fabric that gets better with every wash • Designed by boomers, for boomers who tell it like it is • Available in multiple sizes for the perfect spite-powered fit