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“Professional Bullshit Detector”
$34.99
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Time to put that lifetime of experience to work. This bold statement piece lets everyone know you've got a finely-tuned detector for all the nonsense out there. • Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability • Bold industrial typography that demands attention • Distressed red lettering adds authentic edge • Machine washable, colors won't fade • Sizes S-3XL available • Perfect conversation starter for any Boomer who's tired of the BS
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



