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“Professional Bullshit Translator”
$34.99
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Finally, a legitimate career credential for all those years of decoding corporate speak! This professional-grade design celebrates the unsung heroes who translate meaningless buzzwords into plain English. • Premium quality cotton blend for comfort • Durable screen printing that won't fade • Classic business card styling with navy and gold colors • Perfect conversation starter for office environments • Certified expertise in cutting through corporate nonsense
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



