“Professional Lawn Perfectionist”

Declare your expertise in the ancient art of grass mastery! This design is perfect for the boomer who knows the difference between St. Augustine and Bermuda, and isn't afraid to show it. • Premium quality cotton blend for comfort and durability • Fade-resistant inks that won't quit like your dedication to the perfect lawn • Pre-shrunk fabric because we know you've got better things to worry about • Machine washable - because grass stains happen to the best of us • Designed and printed in the USA with boomer pride