“Professional Meeting Dodger Since 1975”

Declare your expertise in the fine art of meeting avoidance with this hilarious faux business card design! Features official-looking credentials and a calendar full of strategically X'd out meetings. • Premium quality cotton blend for all-day comfort • Professionally printed with fade-resistant inks • Pre-shrunk fabric for lasting fit • Perfect conversation starter at the office • Celebrate 49+ years of meeting evasion mastery