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“Professional Time Waster”
$29.99
Finally retired and damn proud of it? This design celebrates your new professional status as a certified time waster. Perfect for Boomers who've put in their time and now it's time to waste it however the hell they want. • Premium quality apparel that lasts • Bold, readable design that makes a statement • Navy blue with crisp white outlines for maximum impact • Soft, comfortable materials for all-day wear • Machine washable and fade-resistant
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



