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Professional Wisdom Dispenser

$34.99

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Dispense decades of hard-earned wisdom with this brilliant vintage-inspired design! Our 'Professional Wisdom Dispenser' features an intricate steampunk-style vending machine loaded with wisdom coins, because let's face it - you've got more knowledge than a damn encyclopedia. • Premium quality ringspun cotton for maximum comfort • Detailed vintage illustration with metallic patina effects • Machine washable and built to last like your career • Perfect conversation starter for the office or retirement party • Sizes S-3XL because wisdom comes in all shapes

100% Heavyweight American Cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

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