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Retired But Not Expired

$54.99

Declare your retirement status with attitude! This bold design features distressed red lettering that screams 'RETIRED BUT NOT EXPIRED' with a clever crossed-out expiration date stamp. Perfect for the boomer who's done working but far from done living. • Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability • Bold, eye-catching distressed typography • Fade-resistant inks that won't quit (just like you) • Pre-shrunk fabric maintains fit wash after wash • Perfect conversation starter at the golf course or grocery store

100% Heavyweight American Cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

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