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“RETIRED. NO ALARM. NO MEETINGS. NO NONSENSE.”
$29.99
The ultimate retirement manifesto for boomers who've earned the right to do absolutely nothing. • Premium 100% cotton construction for all-day comfort • Bold, high-contrast black print on white — reads from across the room • Minimalist design with serious attitude • Perfect for the person who's done paying dues • Unisex fit available in all sizes • Screen-printed for durability through countless wash cycles • Statement piece that sparks conversations (and laughs)
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
