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“RETIRED: NOW MY FULL-TIME JOB IS NOT GIVING A DAMN”
$34.99
The ultimate retirement declaration. This bold, unapologetic design celebrates the freedom of not giving a damn anymore. • Premium 100% combed cotton (tee) or blend (hoodie) • High-density print for long-lasting color • Vibrant navy, black, and red color blocking • Tagless neck label for comfort • Reinforced stitching at seams • Print won't fade or crack with washing • Perfect gift for retirees with attitude
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
