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White“Retirement: All Fucks Officially Expired”
$24.99
Celebrate your official retirement with this hilarious certificate design! Perfect for the boomer who's earned the right to stop caring about everyone else's opinions. • Premium quality cotton blend for comfort • Durable, fade-resistant printing • Pre-shrunk fabric • Machine washable • Officially licensed to not give a damn
Adjustable Dad Hat Style
Buckle strap, one size fits most.
Embroidered Design
High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.
Printed in the USA
Supporting local craftsmen.



