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“Retirement Benefits: No Pants Required”
$34.99
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Finally, the retirement benefits package you actually want to read! This clever corporate-style design lists the REAL perks of being retired - starting with the most important one. Perfect for any boomer who's earned their freedom. • Premium quality cotton blend for ultimate comfort • Durable screen printing that won't fade or crack • Professional corporate design with a rebellious twist • Machine washable - because you still have to do laundry • Sizes S-3XL to fit every proud retiree
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
