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Retirement Loading... Fuck Deadlines

$24.99

Finally, a retirement announcement that tells it like it is! This retro-inspired design features a chunky pixelated loading bar that's almost complete - just like your patience with corporate BS. • Premium quality cotton blend for all-day comfort • Vibrant navy and orange colors that won't fade • Retro computer graphics for maximum nostalgia • Perfect conversation starter at retirement parties • Machine washable and built to last • Sizes S-3XL available

Adjustable Dad Hat Style

Buckle strap, one size fits most.

Embroidered Design

High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.

Printed in the USA

Supporting local craftsmen.

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