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“Retirement Loading... Fuck Deadlines”
$34.99
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Finally, a retirement announcement that tells it like it is! This retro-inspired design features a chunky pixelated loading bar that's almost complete - just like your patience with corporate BS. • Premium quality cotton blend for all-day comfort • Vibrant navy and orange colors that won't fade • Retro computer graphics for maximum nostalgia • Perfect conversation starter at retirement parties • Machine washable and built to last • Sizes S-3XL available
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
