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“Retirement: Lunch at 11, Nap at 2, Bed by 8”
$34.99
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The ultimate retirement lifestyle shirt for Boomers who've earned their freedom. • Premium 100% ringspun cotton, preshrunk • Retro warm gold and brown illustration • Perfectly legible at all sizes • Classic crew neck, comfortable fit • Screen-printed with superior durability • Available in sizes XS-3XL • True to size This is the schedule that matters now—no alarms, no meetings, just the good life.
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



