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White“Retirement: Maximum Nap Authority”
$24.99
You've put in your time, now it's YOUR time. This hilarious retirement design celebrates your new position as Chief Napping Officer with military precision and boomer attitude. • Premium cotton blend for ultimate comfort during extended relaxation sessions • Durable screen printing that won't fade after countless wash cycles • Military stencil font shows you mean business about your downtime • Vintage recliner illustration with 'Do Not Disturb' sign says it all • Perfect gift for retirement parties or treat yourself to some well-deserved humor
Adjustable Dad Hat Style
Buckle strap, one size fits most.
Embroidered Design
High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.
Printed in the USA
Supporting local craftsmen.



