“Retirement Plan: Avoiding Everyone Under 40”

Finally, a retirement plan that makes sense! This bold design perfectly captures the boomer spirit of being done with younger generations' nonsense. • Premium quality apparel that won't fade or crack • Bold, readable typography in navy and black • Eye-catching prohibition signs and red strikethrough • Perfect conversation starter at the golf course or grocery store • Machine washable - because we're practical like that Wear it loud, wear it proud. Let everyone know your golden years are for YOU.