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“Retirement Status: Professionally Unavailable”
$34.99
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Finally free from corporate life? Make it official with this hilariously professional retirement declaration. Perfect for the boomer who's earned the right to be permanently out of office. • Premium soft cotton blend for all-day comfort • Vibrant navy and gold professional styling • Durable screen printing that won't fade • Perfect retirement party gift • Sizes S-3XL available • Machine washable, tumble dry low
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
