How is this printed and shipped?

Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.

What's the return policy?

If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.

How do the sizes run?

Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

1. Pick a color — White

2. Pick your size

3. How many?

Made to order in 2-5 business days. Wrong size or a printing problem? We'll make it right within 30 days.

T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered

“Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm the Dad, So I'm Always Right. You're Welcome.”

$34.99

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• Premium quality t-shirt and hoodie perfect for dads who don't need to be right—they just are • Striking contrast: elegant red script meets bold black sans-serif lettering • Clean, centered design on white background—reads perfectly at any size • Classic poem with an attitude: the ultimate dad-joke apparel • Comfortable fit for all-day wear; ideal Father's Day or birthday gift • Professionally printed with vibrant, long-lasting colors

100% heavyweight American cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

About this design

This isn't just a shirt—it's a dad's manifesto. The twist on the classic "Roses are Red" poem hits exactly like a dad joke should: corny, confident, and somehow irrefutable. The design plays red script elegance against bold black typography, creating a visual balance that's as assured as the message itself. Whether you're buying for the dad in your life or you ARE that dad, this design captures the unapologetic swagger of someone who's earned the right to be always right. It's the perfect conversation starter at backyard barbecues, family dinners, or anywhere dads gather to assert their dominance with humor.

Frequently asked questions

How is this printed and shipped?: Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
What's the return policy?: If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
How do the sizes run?: Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

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