“SUMMER BODY: ACQUIRED 1965, MAINTAINED EVER SINCE”

Own your aging boomer body with swagger. This classic vintage-inspired design celebrates the physique you've had since '65 and the zero effort you've put into maintaining it. Perfect for the boomer who refuses to pretend they're going to the gym tomorrow. • Premium 100% cotton blend • Bold retro script typography with authentic grunge finish • Faded red colorway pops on white • Screen-printed with durability and softness • Flattering unisex fit • Machine washable • Made for the unapologetic boomer