“SUMMER BODY? I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MINE SINCE 1975”

The ultimate boomer flex. This shirt celebrates decades of dedication to the good life with zero apologies. • Premium soft cotton blend for comfort that lasts as long as your summer body project • High-quality direct-to-garment print with vibrant black and gold details • Bold, readable design that makes a statement from across the room • Unisex fit, perfect for boomers who refuse to diet • Wash after wash durability—built to outlast your fitness resolutions • Available in sizes XS-5XL because we don't judge • Perfect gift for the boomer who has everything except six-pack abs