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“Summer Body? I've Got a Beer Belly and a Bad Attitude”
$34.99
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This is the ultimate 'I don't care' summer statement. Featuring a no-nonsense boomer lounging in his lawn chair with a cold one, zero apologies. • Premium 100% combed cotton, pre-shrunk • High-definition digital print on front • Colorfast inks (red, orange, navy) that won't fade • Perfect for the unapologetic dad who skipped the gym • Available on tees, hoodies, and mugs • Sizing XS–5XL (because we come in all shapes) • Print placement: centered front for maximum visibility
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
