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“Survived Before Safety Scissors”
$54.99
Back when scissors could actually cut you and we liked it that way! This vintage-inspired design celebrates the boomers who survived childhood before everything was bubble-wrapped. • Premium quality cotton blend for maximum comfort • Distressed graphic design with authentic wear effects • Bold orange and black color scheme that pops • Durable screen printing that won't fade or crack • Perfect conversation starter for fellow survivors
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



